chat p0sts



normal people flirting: hey you're cute
me: so do you like breadsticks?

Posted 3 hours ago

1964: I want to hold your hand
2012: I wanna fuck you

Posted 3 hours ago

phone: *rings*
me: no

Posted 23 hours ago

me: hi
40 people: unfollow

Posted 1 day ago

satan: let there be jeggings

Posted 1 day ago

me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm ugly

Posted 1 day ago

day off: tumblr
need to study: tumblr
shitty weather: tumblr
wonderful and sunny weather: tumblr
plans with other people: tumblr
in class: tumblr
supposed to be sleeping: tumblr
on the bus: tumblr
the apocalypse: tumblr
during my own funeral: tumblr
tumblr: tumblr
tumblr isn't working: stare at tumblr until it does

Posted 1 day ago

me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect

Posted 4 days ago

monday: *oversleeps*
tuesday: *oversleeps*
wednesday: *oversleeps*
thursday: *oversleeps*
friday: *oversleeps*
saturday: *wakes up at 7am*
sunday: *wakes up at 7am*

Posted 4 days ago

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks

Posted 4 days ago
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